Thanks for the emails. It seems that you all are experts at ruining a perfectly good marriage. Keep sending in your tips — maybe we will use yours to make a cartoon. Here’s some more:
Let's face it. The odds are stacked against you: more than half of all marriages end in divorce.
"For better or worse" can get a lot worse. Your marriage may do exactly what those annoying statistics expect from it. It may self-destruct.
If your marriage is destined to failure, why waste time with it? Why not get to the inevitable quickly, so that you can get on with finding the true love of your life?
Some of these tips may already be chiseling away at your marriage. If so, congratulations! Keep up the good work!